"The Odorous Adventures of Alice Rat" is my recently published children's book which is based on a true story about my uncle's uncanny ability to cut the cheese. I surprised him with a copy for Christmas. This is the thank you note I got: (and I quote!!) "Hi Alice, Got your book and t-shirt. Just wonderful! With age comes better gasses and better ways to dispense them...I can now e-mail them and text them, so be on guard! Tom Rat" Now there's something to look forward to in 2012!! Happy New Year Everyone!!!